Human Mating in Captivity. Script: Clodius

Ape scientists study the mating of humans since they mate differently from the rest of the animal kingdom. It is a fascinating subject to study.  A man is placed into a cage with a woman.  The man begins to shuffle around the woman.  He savagely beats his chest, waves his arms, and grunts louder and louder as he becomes more frenzied in his pursuit of her as only a savage beast can.  If she likes him, she moves closer to him and touches him when she is ready to copulate. Some men will mount the woman from behind while others lay on top of the woman.  Meanwhile, the ape scientists take notes as they observe the mating.

Ape scientists are especially interested in studying human sexual behavior as humans are the only animals that copulate at will.  Biologists compare human mating in captivity to that observed in the wild.  It is a fascinating subject because homo sapiens has some of the largest and most distinct sex organs in the animal kingdom and mate for pleasure. Scientists also experiment with sexual selectivity among these upright beasts.  

Humans are delivered to the lab after capture in the wild.  The beasts are forcibly cleaned, vaccinated, and branded.  The sexes are separated and placed in cages in different rooms.  They are kept apart for a month so they are eager to copulate when paired.  The women are closely observed so it can be determined when each one is fertile for breeding purposes.  The month is a miserable time as the humans are subjected to experiments while forced to remain alone.  The women become depressed if separated from men for too long. 

Most captive women are bred to produce more offspring.  The price for humans is high, thanks to a growing commercial demand.  Hence the money-starved labs are more than happy to breed humans for large profits.

Scientists test the reactions of the males by placing a couple of women in cages adjacent to the males two weeks after separation.  The men howl and beat their chests upon sight of the females.  Their male sex almost immediately becomes erect. Faces become rabid as they drool and gnash their teeth.  Scientists smirk as they take notes and videotape the reactions.  

The day of copulation finally arrives.  Two gorilla handlers bring a woman into the lab, leading her past the outstretched hands and cries of the caged hairy-chested brutes.  The typical woman is of medium height, her body golden with long unkempt hair. She is slim.   Her breasts are rather large and jut out from her body.  The sex is covered by a thick layer of wooly hair while the right haunch is tattooed with a serial number.  Her eyes show a lack of intelligence, betraying a beastly nature.  Despite her primate classification, she is an animal – wild, naked, and dumb.  Humans are alone among all primates  in that they lack intelligence and cannot speak.  The woman can only growl, howl, and make a few guttural sounds from her throat. She walks past the cages, breasts bouncing, a peacock on display for these lust-crazed beasts. 

The handlers place her into a straw-lined cage with the selected male.  The male howls while feverishly jumping up and down,  anxious to mount the woman.  She merely stands there, staring at the man but intrigued by what she sees.

Nature is allowed to take its course.  The frenzied brute beats his chest and shuffles around the woman.  The woman stands but watches the man and slowly turns while he performs his mating dance.  He works himself into a crazed ardor, moving around his prize, ignoring the Simian audience taking notes.  Grunts and cries emanate from his mouth.  He steps forward, then backwards, then forward again during the dance.  He continues to beat his chest while his sex swells, becoming erect.   It is not uncommon for handlers to laugh at the erection and make crude remarks.   

Aroused by the mating dance, the woman rubs the bushy hair of her unshaved sex and then moves her legs a little wider.  She rubs her breasts and makes a sound that is not quite a cry but rather a soft whine.  A somewhat pungent odor emanates from her body that seems to make the man even more feverish as he circles.  A female scientist notes the change in behavior.  The man grunts louder and louder as he moves in closer.  She moves closer and touches him. He stops dancing as she licks his face and fondles his sex.  Humans lick each other to show affection.  These actions show she approves of him as a mate.   He puts her on the floor and mounts as they howl and grunt, copulating on the floor of the cage.  She bites and claws the brute as he moves up and down.  The mating eventually ends.  The man stands up, beats his chest, and howls over his conquest. 

Mating is videotaped for later study.  However, such videos are popular as they are a source of humor in Simian society.   Such pretentious sexual behavior can be found nowhere else in nature as most animals are straightforward in mating.  Only the human beast makes a wild show of approaching his mate in so lewd a fashion. Such videos go viral on social media.  Teens imitate the human mating dance as a joke.  ‘Horny as a human” is a popular phrase.  Such is the degraded state of men and women on the Planet of the Apes as the naked brutes are caged and ridiculed.   What was once the most intimate part of human existence is now sport for the animals who once suffered these same experiments.  The humiliation of women and men is complete.  However, nature shows some mercy as these hairless beasts are unaware of their state and have no shame. Unfortunately for the humans, the sexual experiments continue in the cages.     

Another woman is placed into the cage of a different man who engages in a similar display.  The mating dance is repeated – there is little imagination among these beasts after all.  However, the man stops his dance while he is behind the female and licks her as he grabs her flanks and breasts.   The touching of her breasts causes her to bend forward and rub her sex against his. He pushes her to the hay and mounts her from behind thus copulating with her in a manner more common among mammals.  Indeed, sometimes pairs from other species are placed in adjacent cages to humans so the various mating habits can be compared among the species.  The woman’s breasts swing from her body as he thrusts into her body.  She howls, he grunts.  The brute dominates his woman in a manner like the lion’s conquest of his mate.  The coupling ends as the woman collapses onto the hay while the man kneels, howls, and beats his chest.  An ape laughs, says “good boy”, and throws him a treat.  The scene is repeated over and over  among the couples.    They are left alone for several days so they can continue to copulate. 

The scientists continue to experiment with the humans to determine how they respond to different sexual stimuli.  Humans are again deprived of their partners.  Men are paired with different women to see if the level of sexual interest changes.  Some pairings don’t always work as some beasts refuse to mate.  Some beasts respond to different features in their partners.  It appears the women are attracted to men who are hairy, have larger sex organs, or exhibit more brutish behavior.  However, most couples usually copulate with the same amount of interest regardless of the partner. 

Sometimes a man will be paired with two women or two men are paired with a woman. The apes note which of the two is chosen by the single member of the opposite sex.   Fights will sometimes break out although the woman will usually retreat when the man growls at her as he pursues the other female.  An intrepid woman will occasionally attempt to interfere with a mating dance, driven by jealousy.  The horny brute will strike her, intent he is on mounting his new conquest.  She flees to a corner and whimpers.   He will later come and mount her. All is forgiven.  The two female beasts learn to coexist.  The humans will copulate during the day while the females press their breasts and unshaven sex against the male as the trio snuggles to sleep at night.

Fewer experiments are conducted with two males in the same cage due to their violent nature.  Fights almost always occur and don’t stop until the gorillas intervene.  They remove the male as he is expensive to replace if permanent injury occurs.  No handler wants to incur the wrath of the accounting director if a replacement is needed. 

Handlers amuse themselves at the expense of these naked primates by removing a female from her mate and placing her into the cage of the male opposite him.  The brute jumps up and quickly begins beating his chest as he dances around her, the swollen sex announcing his carnal intentions.  The suddenly lonely male howls as he shakes the bars and foams at the mouth, seeing the beast mounting his mate.  The walls of the laboratory echo with his anguished howls as the apes laugh.  Such videos are popular as human brawls over mating are great entertainment. 

Some couples develop strong attachments towards each other, a rare sight in the animal kingdom.  A couple is sometimes placed into a herd of humans to see if the attachment remains.  The attachment remains among some couples as they will only mate with each other.  It is not unusual a male to mount his female as a show of possession when the couple is placed in the herd.  Once the mounting ends, he will beat his chest and howl at the herd as a warning.  However, some males are aggressive and will pursue the sexual prey.    Women who approach the man and rub their sex against the male receive a growl from his mate.  The woman will grab the hair of her female rival and pull her away from her mate.  A fight will sometimes break out between the two females, but most women move on to other men as  they are always eager to copulate.  A male will often become violent if another brute shows interest in his mate.  Howling and chest-beating warns the approaching male.  Sometimes the suitor leaves but other times attacks.  The winner takes the female prize.  The woman usually becomes aroused at the display of jealousy and encourages her mate to mount her once the suitor retreats. 

Otherwise, the pair leads a normal existence for such beasts in captivity.  The female follows the male, rarely leaving his side.  She licks his face when he shows attention. They nestle together at night and copulate when they awaken.  Sometimes they copulate more than once in a day.   The male performs somersaults or beats his chest in hopes of receiving treats from the apes.  If successful, the bounty is shared with his female who licks his face in return.   He protects her if she becomes pregnant.  However, the couple is usually removed and placed into a special cage when conception occurs.  Their diet is improved.  She is cleaned on a regular basis.  A veterinarian monitors her progress.  Every effort is made to ensure a healthy birth as cubs are valuable.   The relationships between pregnant women and men are studied in the same manner. It is observed that women become more sexually aggressive when carrying a cub and are more likely to mount the man when with child.   The ability to copulate while pregnant makes humans unique in the animal kingdom.  Scientists naturally study the mating between men and their pregnant mates.  The cub is born and eventually sold when it can live apart from its mother although some families are kept together for further study. 

 It is a pleasant (but still degrading) existence for them but it is the best such couples can hope for on the Planet of the Apes. 

The experiments with attached couples continue but from a different perspective.  The attachments don’t always last as the man ditches his mate after the couple is placed into a herd of 20 to 30 humans.  He soon spies other women to mount.  He will soon dance around another, seeking to couple with her.  The jilted mate will howl and wail as she watches him pursue the other woman with the same frenzy with which he once pursued her.  Sometimes she will beat her own chest.   A growl or slap from her former mate will usually send her away mourning her loss.   However, another male will see his opportunity and approach.  The beasts sniff each other.  He grunts a few times and then slowly begin the familiar mating dance.  The rejection is forgotten as she turns her naked body while he circles. The mating is repeated as she adapts to the new paramour.  These beasts thrive on unrestrained sexual behavior.   Handlers again bet on the outcomes of these experiments, a humiliating purpose for the humans.    

The woman will sometime initiate mating, another rare feature among animals.  The woman approaches a brute, softly growls, and lewdly rubs her breasts against him.  Her actions usually causes his sex to become erect, the sight of which makes her  squeal her delight.   She will sometimes sit on the ground and shamelessly spread her legs apart, revealing her sex.  The male will hurl himself upon her for mounting.  Other times she will grab the bars of the cage and push her sex backwards towards him so she can be mounted from behind.   The two will couple as she grunts her approval.  

She bears no resemblance to her ancestors who were clad, shod, and civilized.  Pictures from ancient texts show they wore forms of clothing that covered their bodies from around the shoulder to the knee. Their breasts were lighter in color while covered by an undercloth that seemed to keep the breasts erect and have a rounder shape.   Some literature unearthed recently in archeological digs show these civilized females removed the hair from their bodies, although at times the hair of the sex was trimmed.  Sometimes they wore a minimum of clothing to attract males. Their hair was of various lengths and shapes while regularly washed.  Their faces were often painted with various colors. They seemed to place great emphasis on painting particularly the eyes and mouth.  Anthropologists and animal psychologists have been unable to determine why these prehistoric women engaged in such behavior.  It appears they went to great trouble to hide their natural characteristics as they sought to separate themselves from the animal kingdom.   They took great pride in cleaning themselves, a far cry from the women often caked in mud or streaked with dirt upon capture.   

Anthropologists are intrigued by this strange civilized appearance.  They say it was superficial in nature since it was women who reverted to the animal state before the males of the human species did.  It is easy to understand such as women show a more feral, savage nature although they are weaker than men.  The observations of one ancient Ape historian state women begin to lose their speech soon after the Great Revolt.  

Upon the revolt’s end, some women fled with their men to the jungles where survival of the fittest was law.  Others were enslaved.   However, not all humans were conquered by the apes as some areas remained free of apes and were ruled by humans as they fended off ape domination.   

The apes often stripped the captive women of their clothing and fed them treats in exchange for performing tricks.  They quickly adapted to the animal life of cages, zoos, and circuses.  Apes even led them around on leashes after they became dumb.  Women still free regressed at a different rate but eventually followed the same pattern. As speech disappeared, women communicated through crude sounds, simple words, and gestures.  They later lost the ability to even speak simple words. They became more emotional and violent, hastening their removal from Simian society. They wore less clothing in various stages.   Breasts were left uncovered, contrary to their custom.  After breasts were bared, feet were no longer shod.  Women assumed the naked state at about the same time they stopped speaking one-syllable words.  They became lewder as they lost all inhibitions and engaged in sexual behavior in public.   Men later regressed to their current animal state. 

The apes grew tired of caring for these beasts and drove them into the jungle where they lived for millennia while the apes built their own civilization.  The apes conquered the areas where humans were still free as man declined, unable to resist.   The free men fought the reversion for a time but their sexual nature overcame their desire for civilization as they mated with their now-feral females.  Their cubs were born as dumb beasts.  Fortunately, ape historians appeared during this time and strove to ensure the history of the revolution would not be forgotten.  There are a great deal of texts and pictures preserved from this period as the apes learned the importance of history from their human masters. 

 The female forbears of the women in this captive herd would thus be horrified to see the grunting, naked beast who lewdly flaunts her unshaven sex.  The women who once made fun of monkey couples would not recognize the big-breasted savage who allows any man to mount her after a few howls and beating of the chest.  She copulates with no shame behind the bars of a cage for all as she is sport for the apes. 

Humans are also the subject of experiments with sexual enhancement drugs.  There is a huge market for such drugs among apes as their sex drives wane with age.  Humans are almost biologically identical to apes, thus making them the perfect subject for testing such drugs.  Scientists will administer experimental drugs to humans to determine the effect on copulation as well as the sex organs.  Some drugs make the males more sexually aggressive, some even violent towards the woman. Other experiments determine if the drug can cause the erection of the male sex.  The time period of the erection is recorded.   Unfortunately, other drugs have destroyed sex hormones in men.  They are unable to copulate. Such men gain weight and become lazy.  They are usually slaughtered as they can no longer breed or be sold.  Such are the risks of experiments. 

The sexual experiments eventually conclude.  The humans are either kept for more fiendish tests or sold to breeding farms.  The experiments will be repeated for a new batch of humans captured and shipped to the labs.  Such is the life of captive men and women on the Planet of the Apes.